Who would attack a drag queen in a drag bar? This is the question I asked myself last weekend at Crews when Some Drunk Girl got into it with the queen on stage. This is the girl that previously in the evening had been grinding her way across the stage in what her mind must have told her was a dance as sexy as the lap dance scene in Death Proof but in reality was just a chance for the audience to see her stretch marks and cheep looking thong. Anyways, the drag queen said something to her that was typically drag queen bitchy and Some Drunk Girl went wild! Screamed at her, yelled at her, was yelled at back and then threw a beer bottle at the drag queen’s head. Poor choice Drunk Girl, poor choice. The queen leapt from the stage like the wrath of God coming down and slammed Drunk Girl to the ground like a cartoon bug. Screaming followed and the queen got a fistful of hair out before Drunk Girl’s thug boyfriend emerged and tried to join the fun. This was when Crews’ tiny-hot bouncer appeared, grabbed boyfriend in a headlock and took the trash to the curb.
Drunk Girl and Boyfriend continued to yell and make a fuss outside until the arrival of the cops became immanent and the queen returned to the stage to kick the broken glass off, straighten her wig and resume the show. “I hope she comes back,” she quipped, “I didn’t get enough out of her for a full wig yet.”
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